2010-12-23T20:04:00.000-08:00

BUSINESS AND LIFE NEEDS

FOR JERUSALEM HEALTH SCHOOL AND CLINIC

WWW.JERUSALEMHEALTH.NET

Updated Jan 17th, 2011

You can call at ANY !! hour,

tho the best time to reach me is from sunrise to sunset,

Israel time

050 7109 740

From US 00972 50 7109 740

WHAT I REALLY NEED FOREMOST IS MY WIFE
I'm dating someone now so the biggest help is your prayers.

$1000 donation (min) for the successful shadkin.

Very happy to field any trade offers.

General rate is 200 shecks an hour in trade for what you have,

but we are open to being VERY flexible and charitable.

General Work-Trade Rate:

Unskilled work 3 hrs of work for one hour session.

Semi skilled 2 hrs of work for same.

Skilled work hour for hour.

BUSINESS AND LIFE SERVICES WANTED FOR GELTMAN HOLISTIC

TORAH LEARNING

- help me get from beginner to Brisk

HEBREW

- starting from how I can sell my work and ask out Israelis

- biblical hebrew comprehsion with a focus on musicality/vibration (inner sense of the words)

ASSISTANCE

- live in male assistant-apprentice (free rent etc.. possible) leading to paid job

- a married COUPLE who wants to take over my woman's scene.

the ideal is an option to only train the husband,

and have him train with his wife to run the woman's program

FOOD

- the freshest healthiest food on the planet,
ideally prepared and delivered

(on-site preparation at my nachaot office an option)

TRANSLATION

- all manner of hebrew translation- live, written, on-call etc...

- website tranlated on one page to start

WEBSITE www.jerusalemhealth.net

- my site is powered my Joomla

- teaching me Joomla (basic aspects first) or changing sites

- website development

- web marketing

- copy editing

- hebrew page on site

- have a local designer willing to help

PHOTOGRAPHY

- someone web savvy ideal REAL ARTIST WANTED (upload to Joomla a plus)

UNSKILLED LABOR

- flyer distribution

- friday morning shabbas cleaning

- general domestic

- endless other things...

HOLISTIC PROFESSIONAL

- help developing the best apprentice(s), the colleague(s), and a professional mentor(s)

- liason with Integrative Medical Pracitioners and the Jerusalem scene in general

- exercise/martial arts chavruta
(beginner or creative type or internal-stylist preferred although I'd like to work towards more serious   combat too)

- research help for clients (creative, holistic, broad-reaching, science/medical a plus)

- practice supervision

- practice management

- therapeutic work for myself (open to any kosher style)

- help writing and publishing in US and Israel mostly online and weekly circulars

- all aspects of perparing for public talks, radio and tv interviews etc...

GENERAL PROFESSIONAL

- legal help with all aspects of my practice

- help making my entire operation 100% mobile (!!) and slick
without losing an ounce of roots and down-home flavor!

- all PR that is not too tacky
(publishing online and in magazines, getting interviews, etc...)

COMPUTER /ONLINE

- daily, weekly, and/or monthly postings for on-line groups

- virtual english secretary, virtual hebrew secretary

- mac laptop support

- setting up and maintaining an email list...probably 'constant contact' and 'madmimi'

- help with all aspects of setting up an internet/phone health consulting business
(online billing, marketing etc..)

- how to improve the blogger website

SECRETARIAL

- secretarial assistance of all kinds!!

- on-site and virtual/telephone

DEVELOPING THE WORK CONCEPT OF A 'HOLISTIC BUTLER' SERVICE

- creating a niche market for residential work combining
work as a personal assistant and holistic practicioner aimed at the Tel Aviv market or Executive clientelle within and outside of Israel

OFFICE DESIGN

-very simple interior design for holistic office

- original art to sell in my office and mounted there

STUDIO SPACE

- use of studio space for martial arts and/or exercise and massage therapy
(ideally with mats and pads, ideally sound and shock-proof)

Jerusalem (City Center or Nachlaot preferred, all considered)

ideally with massage table or shiatsu mats already in the space

- help subletting my space any time for other practicioners or shabbat or when I go abroad

BOSTON (or online)

- secretarial within Boston

- coordinating my Boston clientelle

- various help for my parent in Boston

CLASS MANAGEMENT and DEVELOPMENT

- help setting up, coordinating health classes at Yeshivas, businesses, homes,
demo classes all around Jerusalem and Israel etc...

FUNDRAISING

- help fundraising for my poor and/or seriously troubled clients

- help making the fundraising 100% legit on all fronts (non-prof status?)

- Indiegogo is an option

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GENERAL GOODS WANTED FOR GELTMAN HOLISTIC

(used generally fine)

All goods are preferably delivered

KITCHEN

- bulk whole dried and fresh foods

(esp COMPLETELY RAW MILK and FRESH-SCHECHTED MEAT)

- electric spice grinder

- bulk common medicinal herbs (ask for list)

- organic produce, products of all kinds

TRANSPORTATION

- used bicycle

- driver to yishuvim and quick tour of all important holistic spots outside Jerusalem

OFFICE

- chalkboard and supplies or dry-erase

- posting materials (bulk amount tape and tacks)

- book ends

- small file cabinet or something of the sort, and filing supplies

- working hard-plastic foldable mobile map of Jerusalem and one for Israel

- trade my nice nachlaot home office (2500 shex month) for something with better location etc...
the ideal would be a zoned live/work space

PRINTING

- bulk printing

MUSIC

    ⁃    all CD’s must be copies of copies if they are copied

        - great jewish music cd's especially for use during therapy work,
niggun and contemporary

    ⁃    any quality emopunk, powerpunk, jazz, hiphop, reggae and non-cheesy truly relaxing music

     -    CD player

- speakers for apple computer

FURNITURE

- big rolling suitcase

- small file cabinet or something of the sort, and filing supplies

- small/medium collapsable probably plastic table

- small/medium bookshelf

- (ideally plastic) stacking or regular folding chairs

- large soundproofing type rugs for two 'normal sized' roooms

CLOTHING

- fashion development

HOLISTIC

- aromatherapy products

COMPUTER and TECH

- palm pilot (mac compatible) or iphone

- laptop computer- ideally really small and that i can transfer all my mac material onto
(will consider used)

- low-end digital camera that i can use to upload pics to my blog and website

- personal computer high speed (mac compatible or preferred)
( can trade an old mac laptop iBook g4 (and another broken iBook g4 )for any upgrade)

BOOKS (used fine)

- 'healing with whole foods' by pitchford

- will consider any other natural health, personal growth (esp new work) and Torah books

Thanks!

Rav Adin Steinsaltz,

finally turned to me in shul on Shabbas (which is rare if not unheard of)

and said, 'you are finally starting to look marriageable'...(something like that)

and I said, 'the shadkins all want to talk to you but you are too busy...'

can I quote on you on that?!'

And he said,

'I think so' (something like that).

The quotes are vague as it was from memory after Shabbas.

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BIO FOR GETTING ME MARRIED

I'm dating someone now so the best thing is probably just to pray for me:

Efraim Ben Ruth.

Please pray til it hurts good.

I am 40.

People usually guess a lot younger, like 29 to 35.

Grew up in the Boston area with an early dedication to health and medicine esp. from a natural and eastern perspective.

Went to Oberlin for Writing and Dance.

Transferred into a four year Apprenticeship with a Master of Natural Medicine.

www.healingwithwholefoods.com

Worked professionally in the field for some 20+ years.

Bal Tsuva about nine years.

Made Aliyah and have lived in Israel about four years.

I love my Mentors past and present in Israel, Rabbis,

(Steinsaltz ,
Avtzon,
Becinson,
Leiner,
Kallus,
Sutton,
Judelman,
Ben Shor,
Sokol

and more recently with Rav Tzvi Meir Zilberberg and Rav Ichi Meyer Morgenstern

etc...)

and I'm also quite a freethinking man.

You might be hard-pressed to find someone simultaneously SO freethinking and SO 'into the Rebbes' simultaneously.

I am not a Cohen nor ever married with no kids and no big abnormal surprises.

Here is my Jerusalem Health School-Clinic website. My writings there will give you a good sense of my work world.

There is also photograph of me there.

663 623 979 is my Dor Yesharim number, and anyone is encouraged to run a check on any potential shidduch without asking me first.

Who am I looking for?

I went to the Amshonover Rebbe and his advice resonated with me:

basically to try 'any kind of woman' in a shidduch.

So please don't be too picky....

And feel free to call at any hour!

realhealth@jeffreygeltman.com

In Israel 050 7109 740 / Office Phone 02 672 6515

From US 011 972 50 7109 740 / 011 972 2 672 6515

Best is to just ask me for refs spec. to you since I am connected to many sectors.

ISRAEL REFERENCES

- Rav Avraham Sutton 052 564 0249

- Rabbi Ben Shorr 02 960 5526

Dov Avraham Ben-Shorr on facebook

- Rabbi Adin Steinsaltz 02 624 9464 x 28 (difficult to reach!)

best to go see him Thursday nights at his Nachlaot Ctr after 9:45 PM

be prepared to wait (!) to talk to him.

and realistically it's not easy...

- Rav Gershon Menachem Mendal Avtzon
052 465 9770
054 246 8472
must call many many times usually

- Rabbi Shaul David Judelman 050 662 0617

organicjew@yahoo.com

- Dr Moshe Bloom 052 613 9947

drmatt613@aol.com

- Swharzie from the Moshav 052 859 5361

- Rbtzn Batya Cohen 02 993 2478

- Rv Kaddosh Waldman 02 585 8334

A list of Refs on Facebook is after the biz needs list.

FACEBOOK REFERENCES for Shidduchim

all of course on my facebook page Efraim Geltman

refs with * are possibly better

*Avraham Sutton

*Barak Hullman

*Bracha Schwarz

*Betzalel Philip Edwards

Carina Rock

Chana Hinda Frazin

Chip Giller

Clark Goldstein

David Amishay

DJ Fuchs

Daniel Simons

David Avraham Kletz

*David Sterne

*David Andrew Shiller

*David Ben Lev

*David Grundland

Davide Lustigman

*Dov Avraham Ben-Shorr

Eitan Levy

Eli Naiditch

Eli Posner

Eliezer Shore

*Eliyahu Kanush

Elyse Chaya Bracha Adelson

Esther Tova Stanley

Ezekiel Finn

Ezra Amichai

Fivel Yedidya Glasser

Gedalia Goldburt

Gershon Uziel Gottlieb

Hadar Hatorah

Hendy N Ahron Zupnick

*Herzl Hefter

Hillel Lester

Howard Saul

Iddo Gutman

Isaac Nachshon

Jitschak Jonas Rosenbloom

Joseph Dishinger

Kari Sara Rothberg

Kelly Koby Cohen

Lazer-Rachel Grunwald

Marc Meltzer

Matt Gleicher

Matthew Mausner

Mayshe Schwartz

Meir Posner

Micha Adam Levin

*Micha Larry Braun

Miriam Lindenberg

Miriam Rhodes

Moshe Feifer

*Moshe Newman

Moshe Pesach Geller

Mottle Wolfe

Nachum Gabler

Nechama Shaina

Neve Yerushalayim

*Noam Sendor

Nosson Zand

Oren Benyamin Benoff

Oshra Bina Attia

*Ozer Bergman

*Pesach Rothberg

Rabbi Boruch Hecht

Rachel Trugman

Rachelle Silver

*Rav Peritz Orbach

Raz Hartman

Rea Bochner

*Roni Pasternak

*Ryan Nechemia Skurow

Shalom Pasternak

*Shaul David Judelman

*Shmuel Seewald

*Simcha Shapiro

*Simcha Yosef Chayim

Simon Livson

*Yacov Yehudah Stanley

Yael Ben Lev

Yehoshua Kahan

*Yehoshua Roth

Yehudit Broder

Yonah Schiller

Yonasan Beitz

Yonatan Mashiach Hakimian

Yoni Weiner

Yosef Hartuv

Yoseph Saban

*Zev Stub

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there's a bunch of testimonials from my work here

http://jerusalemhealth.net/testimonials

some nice famous people too!

Friends of Ephraim Jeffrey Geltman